Stallones

1. Women or Men who have exceptionally thick and stubby fingers, much like Sylvester Stallone.

2. Sausage Fingers

I can't use this small ass QWERTY keyboard with these damn Stallones.

by Beibasaurus-Rex November 17, 2010

Sly Stallone

When you invite two hookers or call-girls over your house for the evening. You then have the women stand on a glass table while you lay beneath the table, looking up. You then proceed to have the women shit on the tabletop while you watch for your enjoyment.

Pete invited two girls over to perform a Sly Stallone for him. He then told them he already ate dinner and had them leave.

by 69BriGuy69 March 4, 2009

sanlon

someone who is not part of a group and is a spare

why is connor mason here?he is a sanlon!

by fuzz foster June 17, 2009

Stalone

(verb)

- To do something in a forcefull manner, usually against someone's will

- To do something that stalone might have once done

I'm gonna ask you one more time and then I'm gonna stalone that orange juice.

by pcaponerit December 28, 2005

Jason Stanton

most amazing guy in the world.

jim: dude that guy gave his girlfriend flowers for no reason!
tim: he's such a jason stanton.

by haleycole (: October 9, 2008

lauren stanton

A money hungry whore who uses her child as a weapon

She won't allow her ex to see his kid cause she's bitter she's such a lauren Stanton

by Truthhurtsbitches1234567890 October 14, 2019

Genie of Stankonia

A magical being who rises into the air during sex with a dirty, stinky person.

What's that smell?

Oh no, it's the Genie of Stankonia! One of us needs to take a shower.

by Chocolate City All Stars December 12, 2006