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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life
aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000
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Squirtle

The cuddliest pokemon evar that is a morph between a squirrel and a turtle
Ash : Go Squirtle!
Squirtle: Squirtle! Squirtle!
by Will =D July 1, 2009
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squirtle vagina

when you finger your girlfriend and she squirts like the Pokemon Squirtle.
Bob: dude my girlfriend squirted like squirtle when i fisted her last night

Jack: wow your girlfriend has a squirtle vagina
by frozzz January 23, 2010
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Squirtle

A girl, who is able to squirt. The female is able to gush a clear, odorless liquid out of their pussy's when reaching orgasm.
- I think I am in a dry spell, I didn't get lucky at all again last night... how about you?

I caught myself a Squirtle last night!

- Damnnn those are rare! :o Why won't a wild Squirtle ever appear before me :(

Yeah very thrilling and hot indeed, but I hate changing the sheets everytime
by 1p4life January 2, 2013
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Squirtle

The act of spitting your significant other's juices at them after they reach climax.
" So last night after my girlfriend squirted in my mouth I poked my head up and pulled a Squirtle on her "
by Vyr0z January 9, 2014
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Squirtacial

The act of making a girl squirt so hard the squirt ends up on her face.
Damn that squirtacial was messy.

I want a squirtacial ! Please.
by phantom one January 3, 2011
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Squareage

That apartment doesn't have enough squareage for my family.
by Softhands December 8, 2015
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