squirrel

A female human who chases after some guys nuts; female who wants to have sex with you.
Me: Dude, Taylor is a total squirrel for Jose.
You: Oh shit, you're right!
Together: SQUIRREL!!
by McWims November 07, 2006
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squirrel

Verb - to hide booze/drugs in the vicinity of a party to consume later. If you can remember where you left it then you're in a fit state to drink/take it. If not then it lies there to be discovered by some lucky partygoer/bastard at a later date. Though it sounds easy there is much more skill involved in a good squirrel than you think.
'Dude, we've run out of booze/drugs/wotsits'
'don't worry man, I squirrelled some in that old fridge in the park'
'there is no fridge in the park'
'shit'

*the months pass*

'check out this shit, someone must have squirrelled it'
'nice, well it's ours now'
by Tomomomomomomom March 13, 2008
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squirrel

A guy who is just lookin to get some booty
"I'm just a squirrel tryin to getta nut"
by Foreverangel November 01, 2005
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squirrel

arboreal rodent. completely insane. only emotions: neutral, terrified, enraged. males testicles sometimes swell to outrageous proportions. outliving and outnumbering the human race.
Jesus, did you see eggpress the squirrel on the fence today? His testicles are the size of baseballs! They just keep growing!
The squirrel left turdlinks and nutshells all over the place with no regard to sanitation.
I chose to run over the family so to avoid the squirrel crossing the road. I am glad the squirrel was able to cross safely.
by eggpress August 08, 2006
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squirrel

a really cute girl thats always on your nuts, hence the term squirrel.
generally these girls arent slutty but when they see a guy they like they will constantly be on there nuts.
damn that squirrel at school is fine as hell.
by mac_money July 28, 2007
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squirrel

Grey or red bushy-tailed rodent.
My pet squirrel, Squirrely is featured on the Trident commercials, look for him
by Saints September 26, 2003
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Another name for a snatch or a bush.
LeRoy and Tyrone went under the grandstand at the game to see if they could shoot (see) some squirrels.
by Richard Black March 11, 2005
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