When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.
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I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.
by dark sunshine March 8, 2009
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Get the soft squishing mug.When a male ejaculates upon a squash (or similar produce i.e. cucumber, zucchini, large carrot sticks) then proceeds to insert jizz covered veggie into a woman's (or male) orifice of choice.
"I was Squashpumping Megan the other day; You should have seen the load I blew on that zucchini, dawg."
"I hope Julia doesn't choke on all of our cum when we start Squashpumping her"
"Wanna have a Squashpumping orgy?"
"I hope Julia doesn't choke on all of our cum when we start Squashpumping her"
"Wanna have a Squashpumping orgy?"
by TheOracle22 February 11, 2012
Get the Squashpumping mug.A squish is a "platonic crush" of sorts that is often experienced by aromantic individuals though alloromantics can get squishes,too .
Essentially,a squish is a feeling of intense admiration,respect, and almost familial love that's similar to a crush,but just minus the romantic/sexual parts of a crush.It often comes as a feeling of, "You're such a great person!I want to be your best bud forever."
Sometimes,people will become queer-platonic partners with their squish - this is often quite a nice arrangement for the person,as they can have a deep relationship with their squish that isn't inherently romantic.
Essentially,a squish is a feeling of intense admiration,respect, and almost familial love that's similar to a crush,but just minus the romantic/sexual parts of a crush.It often comes as a feeling of, "You're such a great person!I want to be your best bud forever."
Sometimes,people will become queer-platonic partners with their squish - this is often quite a nice arrangement for the person,as they can have a deep relationship with their squish that isn't inherently romantic.
Person 1 : Man,can you believe Winter has a squish on them?
Person 2: Really?Man, I can't wait until they become qpps!
Person 2: Really?Man, I can't wait until they become qpps!
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