squesh

an extreme case of being way too attractive; an attractive disease

that girl is a squesh

by wienermog July 7, 2010

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by Squashify December 22, 2020

squashling

What results from planting a squash seed that germinates. A baby squash plant.

This spring i've grown a fine crop of squashlings, hopefully they will grow up to produce squashlets that will produce nice big squash that we will enjoy eating.

by Old Dog Zero One September 19, 2022

squashlet

A very young squash, grown from a squashling.

I have a nice crop of squashlets, with luck they will mature into nice big squash that we can eat.

by Old Dog Zero One September 19, 2022

Squashed Rat

When a male presses his entire genitalia against a transparent, hard surface such as a window or a CD case. The resulting visual resembles a rat that has been crushed to death.
It is like mooning someone except with a dick and balls.

Pressing your junk against a window looks like a squashed rat.

by Scoopalone June 27, 2014

street squish

Just a really skanky sperm dump. Looks for rich looking drunks for one night stands, just so they have shelter. Hint:They usually don't wear panties and smell like an organic solvent.

"Looks like James found some street squish again. One day his dick will turn green and fall off."

by Running out of patience October 17, 2008

squish

A squish is a platonic crush, one where you like someone and want to be close to them, but not in a romantic way.

I developed a squish on my best friend in high school.

by GeorgeWGeezil January 23, 2010