Squeegee

When you cum on someone's face and wipe it off with your dick

I squeegeed her face after she sucked me off

by Greg the squeegeer April 20, 2014

Squeegee

When you are having anal sex with a girl. While intercourse you poke her in the ass with a needle or thumb tack and as soon as she tightens up you pull out and there is no clean up.

"I gave the ol' squeegee to my skank last night, she tightend up so fast, it almost pinched the head off."

by amfjmr February 8, 2005

Squeegee

Another word for main squeeze, a squeegee is a boy friend or girlfriend.

"You and your squeegee going to the club tonight?

by Darion August 11, 2007

squeegee

For a guy: a cool friend who's also a knock, or a pussy

For a girl: The bitch that's tight with you but refuses to give you a blowjob.

Commonly referred to as squeegee, squeegee ass, or squeegee ass bitch

For a guy: Person 1: "Man, that guy is tight, but he kinda a pussy."
Person 2: "Yea, doe, he a lightweight squeegee."

For a girl: Person 1: "Damn, bruh, my bitch won't blow me."
Person 2: "Bruh, I toldja you she was a squeegee ass bitch

by PWN Appetit October 26, 2011

Squeegee

Ejaculating onto someone’s face and using your penis perpendicularly to wipe it off. The flick is a necessity.

“We got super wasted and I got to squeegee her face!”

by Peenboi March 8, 2019

squeegee

a card for a palm pilot that puts a cover over the screen

I used a squeegee card to protect my palm pilots screen

by Strong bad July 5, 2003

German Squeegee

The act of pressing your buttcheeks against a pane of glass and farting. This can be done while your pants are still on, but the act is best visualized without pants -- and from the other side of the glass, for optimal viewing. For an even better visual, you may perform this act while suffering from diarrhea, but be careful to avoid the inevitable splash and collateral coverage.

You know the German Squeegee Bob butt-pressed on the bank's front window? He must have had the Hershey Squirts something fierce because they still haven't been able to clean it off. Seriously, it looks like someone shot a turd at the window at Mach 3!

by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011