squimming

A drinking game where a participant uses their buttocks to grab a quarter and walk with it as far as possible.

Once the quarter(s) have been secured by the buttocks then no other part of the body may be used to carry the quarter.

If another body part is used other than the buttocks then the distance from the beginning is marked where the participant used another body part for assistance.

Additionally no props may be used to hold the quarter in place.

Only buttocks and the quarter -- nothing else.

Others participants use the same method to see how far they can carry the quarter using their buttocks in relation to the initial participant.

The participant who carries it the furthest wins the game. The losers must then imbibe a drink at the discretion of the winner.

For increased difficulty the participants can be asked to carry more than one quarter.

Additionally the method of walking can be varied and is up to the participant.

Once at a camping party a couple of people decided that they were going to participate in a friendly game of squimming.

by Arctic Gnomes April 11, 2008

screaming seagul

When having sexual intercourse on a beach, you pull out, breadcrumb your penis in sand, and put it back in

go figure

by The Markness January 9, 2004

screaming shits

another word for butt mud, or diarriha, either way, it is sick as hell

dude, i ate at that mexican place a week ago, jesus i still have the screaming shits

by sam r i April 12, 2005

Screaming BJ

When a woman, slowly makes her way to her knees to give you oral pleasure, opens her eyes and mouth as wide as possible and screams like a god damn banshee. The only way to silence this beast is penis tonsils.

Tis dangerous to receive a screaming BJ from that foul creature, she may pop your sack whilst doing so.

by fartcheese Mcspoonass March 9, 2010

squeeing

To squee in a fandom's direction.

My girlfriend won't stop squeeing over Supernatural.

by ABCISMASTA November 1, 2015

squeakin cheekin

When a penis enters an asshole, the lack of lubricant creates a noise known as a squeakin cheek in.

One night, after Alexis having a few too many margaritas and forgetting to get the lube, James went to put it in the butt and it was an epic squeakin cheekin.

by derpy_derek June 28, 2016

Screaming Nigger Fallacy

The trite insinuation or assumption that anyone who has a problem with an online service, game or community's rules — specifically draconian rules based around restricting what members are allowed to say, — just wants to scream the word "nigger."

An inherent, reflexive, reductionist stance that dictates all support for free speech just means you want to spam the word "nigger" and don't care about anything else.

Screaming Nigger Fallacy User: "I don't think you care about people being allowed to express their views. I think you just want to say 'nigger.' I bet that's what you were banned for!"

by horridus June 4, 2022