Dirty Squeaker

Another name for Diarrhea, most commonly after eating spicy food.

I think I need to make a dirty squeaker

by mregina June 20, 2014

cheek squeaker

A Fart

Especially one that sneaks out, slips out unintended (squeaks by). If it's wet, it's a Cheek Squeaker Shissle or Cheek Squeaker Drizzle.

(dude farts) "O shit, that was a cheek squeaker."

or

"I can't eat any more Wendy's, I've been launching cheek squeaker shissles all day."

by Wild Drunken Bill II March 10, 2014

squeaky wheel gets the grease

Only the loudest whiner gets what he wants. ("The wheel that squeaks the loudest / Is the one that gets the grease.")

We all wanted the last bit of water, but since Hector whined all afternoon about being parched, Dad gave it to him. I guess the squeaky wheel gets the grease.

by J Basc January 1, 2008

Squeaking the duck

To massage the third limb, usually only practiced on a male although can be practiced on a female under special circumstances.

Synonyms for squeaking the duck are but not limited to:

Wanking
Buffing the Banana
Choking the chicken

by Kevin is my alias May 21, 2009

Squeaky Chesney

After restraining someone put your ballsack in their mouth, face their feet and fart in their face.

“You’re a dickhead mate say that again and I’ll give you a Squeaky Chesney”

by Wu-Tang Williams January 8, 2020

Tommy Squeaker

An anal eruption which rather like the air being released from a deflating balloon.

"Bloody 'ell - that was a reet Tommy Squeaker"

"Phwooar...that duck's got bad breath"

by They call me The Seeker September 1, 2010

dork the squeakhole

Pretty much what you think it means.

"That guy should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan. as in a command "dork the squeakhole"

by ChipNASA February 1, 2018