squashed cabbage leaf

An insult back in old english with the equivalence to what we call a bitch

(in an english accent) You stupid squashed cabbage leaf

by coolio5251 September 14, 2006

Squashed

The act of an obesed women jumping on a thin man during sex

"Hey man, Eddie totally got squashed last night"...."I know i felt the earthquake, too...it felt like a 4.6"

by Veronica O March 4, 2008

Squashed nigga

How horrible it feels and how hard it is when your fans don't want you no more. When one feels crushed and unwanted, and unsure of one's true identity.

Squashed nigga, crushed nigga, I feel like a squashed nigga.

by margiechocoholic August 1, 2011

squasher

fat women who sit on men (fully clothed) ...or not

Oprah playing squasher to Obama

by leON November 22, 2013

squashed rat

pressing you dick up against a window (normally car)

I gave him a squashed rat

by simon... March 24, 2008

Squashmore

Squashmore


Also known as sophomores, squashmores are 10th graders in High School. Many are small, stupid, and think they are better than the freshmen.
Usually tortured by the juniors and seniors

“What grade are you in?”

“I’m a squashmore .”
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“ That Squashmore thinks he knows everything.”

by Sarah Bo Barah March 30, 2009

squashmangle

To teabag with such force to go faster than the speed of light and break the sound barrier, then ultimatly killing your opponent leaving no trace of evidence.

squashmangle or in other words squashmanglling is very very tiring and you need to est alot before tring this. Do not try this at home. Its better to use at school

by lukaza99 June 15, 2011