squanch: To stop, put down, or generally put an end to something.
Buzz squanch: a person who just ruins a good time because they suck.
Buzz squanch: a person who just ruins a good time because they suck.
" God john is such a buzz squanch, whenever he comes around he turns on the lights, throws out the beers, and sends all our good pussy home"
by arock July 22, 2014
When a Squishmallow stuffed toy is given a sizable opening where a male inserts his sailor into and brutally fucks to completion.
by NJP777 February 12, 2021
Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!
by Krazy Quyliller November 07, 2017
someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves
by Gooning Enjoyer December 27, 2023
A word defining being defeated, usually used if any other words don't come to mind. Derived from the word Squanch from Rick and Morty. Not to be confused with the in-universe definition of Squanch.
by AzzyJazzy29 February 05, 2024
by TMoney.99 December 07, 2015
When you are not "actually" indian but you tell everyone you are.
You look nothing like REAL indian heritage, you do not endure in any of their unique skills & have no understanding of your tribe. Indian Squanch's normally order a ham and cheese sandwich when they are out to dinner, they do not know how to spear a fish because they are afraid of the water & they secretly rut in November. If you ever run into an indian squanch, just turn around and say "Bye Felicia"
You look nothing like REAL indian heritage, you do not endure in any of their unique skills & have no understanding of your tribe. Indian Squanch's normally order a ham and cheese sandwich when they are out to dinner, they do not know how to spear a fish because they are afraid of the water & they secretly rut in November. If you ever run into an indian squanch, just turn around and say "Bye Felicia"
by Littlebear90 November 05, 2022