When you are not "actually" indian but you tell everyone you are.
You look nothing like REAL indian heritage, you do not endure in any of their unique skills & have no understanding of your tribe. Indian Squanch's normally order a ham and cheese
sandwich when they are out to dinner, they do not know how to spear a fish because they are afraid of the
water & they secretly rut in November. If you ever run into an indian squanch, just turn around and say "Bye
Felicia"