de-squared

when someone pulls for the first time

“I was de-squared by hayden”

by cheekylittlerat101 February 23, 2019

Jesse Squared

Jesse and Jessie got married forever, forever, forever!!!

Jesse Squared got married on December 25, 2029.

by Jesse Squared Forever! May 13, 2019

Squared

To leave someone on open/read on Snapchat. To Square is to leave someone on open/read on Snapchat.

Person 1: Did he respond to that picture you sent?
Person 2: No. He squared me!

by daniyell250 February 3, 2020

Sokal Squared

Taking place over 2017 and 2018, Also known as the "grievance studies affair" was the project of a team of three authors—Peter Boghossian, James A. Lindsay, and Helen Pluckrose—to highlight what they saw as poor scholarship and eroding criteria in several academic fields. Their totally bogus and unscientific fake research papers were accepted by academia EXPOSING Academic Grievance Studies, and the problems of ideologically-motivated scholarship, radical skepticism, and cultural constructivism.

Sokal Squared is all the evidence I needed to realize academic ideologies known as grievance studies is an unscientific cult-like established religion of criticism that is intolerant of all opposing worldviews.

by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022

Meredith Squared

Meredith Squared are two girls named Meredith, and they are besties. They love gettin in trouble, annoyin and pissin people off, and make crazy. They are both VERY sexy and have three boyfriends that they share and like to do it in the booty. They often compare themselves to Turk and JD on Scrubs and Kim and Khloe Kardashian. They have so many haters, including Gaga and the guy at the bookstore. One of the Merediths hated the other one for a few months, but eventually she came to her senses. They love to remenise about old times and bitch about how bad 2009 was. You never see the other one without the other even though they hate each other dearly.

Gaga: ''I hate Meredith Squared; they annoy the hell out of meh, and the redhead is pathetic.''
MJ: ''I'm so glad I'm part of Meredith Squared! I love MN sooooo much, that I wanna make babies with her........... No homo......... Maybe............ Not............... ??????? ........text meh..........?? Shower...... ??''

by SexylilmamaYeahbuddy February 6, 2010

Apeshit Squared

Doing something as much as humanly possible. When someone's retaliation can no longer be considered sane.

If you walk up to a crackhead, and steal their last bit of crack, they will go apeshit squared.

by Pr1m September 4, 2010

Sam Squared

Sam Squared is a pair of Sam's.
The two Sam's are pretty much always together,
and can be found as the center of attention most of the time.
Because the Sam's are known as best friends they
are very similar and have lots in common.
Everyone loves them as individuals and especially when
they are together.
Sam Squared is a pair of two amazing Sam's that
are great.
And if lucky some people are greeted with a Samwitch.

Hey look there goes Sam Squared!
Here comes Sam Squared!
Hi Sam Squared.

by Hello Kitty Kitty October 28, 2010