Spweeting

When a person you follow tweets (and retweets) so much the majority of your Home page is filled with their meaningless and irrelevent tweets.

@johnboy29 PLEASE stop spweeting links. No-one clicks on them. No-one gives a damn about your retweets, either.

by Georgie_Pie July 29, 2010

Spleeg

When a homeless cripple gives you a footjob.

This dude in the red line today totally gave me a Spleeg without even asking first.

by Someguyovitch October 1, 2017

Spweef

A vaginal fart of air followed by a light mist (damp pussy fart)

"dude I was eating her out and she busted a spweef on my nose"

by evander skolyfield November 20, 2018

spleege

spreadable cheese in a squeeze bottle.

after receiving his hotdog, he asked for some spleege!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

sgweegle

wen a bloke needs words 2 get a hard one

"im on the verge of exploding say something to get me off"

by Liam Bucket January 31, 2004

Speege

to roll a truck but not really

spencer and bobby raced spencer pulled a speege

by annonmous May 13, 2005

Spleege

It is the word I spelled wrong and decided to define. So now I guess it is a sexual term involving multiple gloves, a churro or plantain. Then a shoving motion into a Spanish pregnant lady.

¿Donde estas?

Lady: what are you looking for?

Oh nothing can I spleege into your ass.

Lady: Only if I can give you ebola.

The spleege outbreak in 2014 caused many abortions across the western hemisphere.

by Cuban Viagra Crisis November 13, 2014