Sporadic period of heightened sexual activity conducted by a girl who fluctuates between abstinence and sluttiness. This girl may often imply that she is a virgin when she is dormant.
Mike: Oh my God, did ...you hear that Kelsey just got it on with five guys this week?
John: Yeah, sounds like she's in the midst of a slut spurt.
John: Yeah, sounds like she's in the midst of a slut spurt.
by flantaure March 5, 2011
Get the slut spurtmug. Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.
ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!
That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts
That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts
by Philly Ree August 14, 2008
Get the Witte's Great Spurtmug. by Bearinwoods, P.E. July 30, 2003
Get the jerk n spurtmug. 
Similar to your old fasioned malt shop, but located right here in my pants. Serving up Protein Shakes since 1992. Certainly a favorite with the ladies.
Franchises are available, but royalties must be paid to the original owners of the first two Spurt N' Slurps. Said royalties may be paid by franchisee in cash or other booty which may be deemed acceptable by franchisor.
Franchises are available, but royalties must be paid to the original owners of the first two Spurt N' Slurps. Said royalties may be paid by franchisee in cash or other booty which may be deemed acceptable by franchisor.
Hey girls, why go to Steak N Shake when you can get the shake you really want without even leaving the house. Come on down to the Spurt N Slurp.
by Loose Goose July 31, 2008
Get the Spurt N Slurpmug. The younger more talented sibling of the Hershey Spurt, where the person farts so hard & the rim of their anus is vibrated so much that the expulsion is accompanied by a tuneful note.
Juliane was so good at Vibrating Hershey Spurts she would entertain Patrick & Jarno by performing Beethoven classics as they gave her two in the stink, whilst none in the pink
by Dirty Andy June 6, 2011
Get the Vibrating Hershey Spurtmug.