Spratley

A man who is so manly that he does not require the use of hands to enjoy a girthy banana, and who is an absolute hit with the ladies of the South Coast.

That spratley sure is enjoying munching on that chubby banana.

by Albinoboy64 November 2, 2018

national kick a Luke spratt day

on May 12th, it is legal to assault any person named Luke Spratt especially if they are ginger. Because they are the scum of the earth. So kick them as hard as you want and Luke cannot say anything

"Oh bro, I can't wait. for national kick a Luke Spratt day"

by iamnotaginger February 25, 2020

spritz

cum or semen ejaculated.

i want to spritz in your eye

by Poooooooooooo January 27, 2004

white wine spritzer

When two or more men take turns peeing on each other, creating an artistic tableau of arcing urination. Can sometimes be done solo*.
*Note: solo maneuver requires the man have two penises

"On a hot summer day, I like to cool off with a nice white wine spritzer."

by Smackdown Lane July 28, 2006

Tandoori Splatz

Firey, ass burning shits induced by eating too much spicy curry foods.

Whew! I'm sweating. This curry chicken is super spicy. Just wait. In about three hours your ass will be sweating with the tandoori splatz.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Sprath

Sprath is the overall vaginal leakage - i.e blood/discharge.

oh my gawd man she sprathed all ova me!

by adim123 October 17, 2010

Hot sauce spritzer

This occurs when a woman has a vaginal expulsion of gas whilst a partner is orally stimulating her vagina during her period. The vaginal fart sprays period blood onto the partner's face. This makes him look like he has been spritzed in the face with hot sauce.

I was eating her out during "that time", and she queefed on me, effectively giving me a hot sauce spritzer.

by Betagalactopurinase December 31, 2007