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sprachman 

A sprachman is generally used in reference to a Jewish overgrown man-boy who is a lover of his mom and has a FUPA. A sprachman may be found in his mom's bed cuddling with her or in his backyard building hanging tomato gardens. If you encounter a sprachman he will probably be with a girlfriend who is quite far out of his league and he will be on his way to his mom's house for dinner. A sprachman can also be found playing with angry, drunk midgets (often called a Garganese).
Brian: Do you see that guy over there with that hot chick and the midget hanging on his leg? What's up with that?

Vinny: Yea. He's definitely out kicked his coverage with that chick. What a sprachman.
sprachman by MikeCa February 8, 2010
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jack sprat 

A guy who likes fat girls.
The guy who's always chasing and dating large women.
Example: John's a real "jack sprat".
jack sprat by M. Jenny August 15, 2006

Komm Sprache! 

German definition for using voice chats or communicating with your friends. If your homie needs to talk to you or needs you to talk, he can say "Komm Sprache" and everybody knows what‘s up.
The most amazing name to ever have in the entire universe. It means great strength and astonishing beauty and knowledge. You would be super duper lucky to be named a Sarathy.
Look at that gorgeous, smart kid over there, must be a Sarathy.
Sarathy by Yigglebottom July 1, 2012

Strathvegas 

referring to Strathroy, Ontario, Canada. Some say it's a sarcastic term, as Strathroy is the polar opposite of Las Vegas.
Let's go to Strathvegas and partay!

Splatholm Syndrome 

When a splatcord member becomes obsessed with splatcord and talks in it day and night, and if they’re timed out or kicked/banned they make several alt accounts to continue talking in it, posing as theirselves or as a whole new person.
“Why do you keep leaving and rejoining splatcord?”
I think I have Splatholm Syndrome …”