splurt

A substance secreted from the vagina when a woman is turned on or sexually aroused.

I splurt every time he so much as rubs against me.

Every time I see him, I splurt.

by now unsheltered February 18, 2009

Splurt

When someone makes a various motion with their hands.

"He just splurted into a thisword motion"

by Xeno March 20, 2003

slurtyping

When your texting someone and you fuck up the letters in a word so badly, that autocorrect can't fix it. It is the equivalent of talking 100% shitfaced inebriated and slurring your words.

"Did you see havykbeifj snoaliiuw went fjsokd?"

"Dude, what? You're slurtyping"

by tRiP42069 May 28, 2021

Splurgy

Urination, typically with blood and urethral pain

"One bad gloop and shred on the yoinky, two big splurgs and a big ass gloopy, three more yoinks and buy me a smoothie, poured up the gloop, that's the gloop and the splurgy."

by Yoinkyshredder69 January 7, 2021

Bird Splurt

When a bird ejaculates when it is flying overhead and the ejaculate (bird splurt) lands on you.

The bird splurted on Jackies face when she was sitting at the picinic table. Therefore, Jackie had bird splurt on her face.

by Pimpish February 11, 2010

splurting

When a someone has so much preassure in the anus thick liquid will splurt out

Oh him your splurting all over the place !!

by taylon July 6, 2015

Splurted

A large amount of squirt.
Similar to a cream pie but more intense.

Last night she Splurted so hard.
I Splurted all over my boyfriend last night.

by Isnuckover July 29, 2016