Splashing

The way of preparing a diluted drink in a strip club for the strippers only, patrons keep buying their strippers drinks, if they weren't diluted, the girls would be too inebriated to work. The patrons get their drinks mixed per usual. The strippers get mixed drinks with extra ice, where the mixer is poured first, such as coca-cola, then the bartender 'splashes' the liquor on top, so that if the patron sniffs the drink or takes a sip to make sure he isn't getting ripped off (for overpaying for drinks anyway), the liquor will taste quite strong.

Friend to Stripper: How do you drink like 20 drinks a nite and not get drunk?

Stripper: Oh the bartender dilutes our drinks, hmmm, I probably only drink the equivalent of 4 drinks the whole nite thanks to splashing. And mine are mixed with diet cola, have to watch the calories too haha.

by sarasplayroom.com July 25, 2009

splooshing

Rubbing food all over ones self for sexual enjoyment. Any kind of food will do, as long as it edible.

The girl got wet and messy when she was splooshing, but she sure did taste good!

by HotMovies May 6, 2008

Sploinger

Cannabis cigarette

Skin up a sploinger;
Are you comin round fer a sploinger?
Can i have a light please as my sploinger has went out?
This sploinger tastes of gak!
What was in that sploinger?

by woodstein antrim November 1, 2008

smoshing

When you're in the mood to watch Smosh on YouTube all day and all night.

Avery: Hey, wanna hang out today?
Nicole: Cant, too busy smoshing.

by ilovedrpeppermmm July 6, 2011

swag splashing

Stunting on everyone. Being flyer than everyone else

Juelz and Jim Jones came to the club wearing gucci, poppin bottles and throwing cash in the air. They were swag splashing on dudes.

by CMBlue July 4, 2008

splashing blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.

She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)

by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 15, 2006

rhythmic sloshing

The noise you hear when a couple in an apartment near you is having sex in a large tub.

First I heard the water run and fill the tub followed by the couple laughing and splashing around together. Later, all I heard was moaning and rhythmic sloshing.

by MR2 July 27, 2008