sputnik

A woman who's like... eight months pregnant but still has slender arms and legs, specifically when she's bent over.

Man 1: I can't deal with having sex with my pregnant wife.
Man 2: Dude you gotta get after that sputnik from behind.

by anon11231 May 28, 2010

sputnik

a racist word for a korean,chinese,or japanese person.

wow look at that sputnik over there he is so gay

by a fuffy camel May 21, 2009

Sputnik

A spark or flying ember from a campfire. Generally produced when you poke the fire.

When I threw a log into the campfire, several sputniks flew up and out.

by Fireman74 July 25, 2011

sputnik

A little piece of crap. Germans use it to refer to small quantities of brown vaginal discharge.

Even though I'm ovulating, I found a sputnik in my underwear.

by allan_greenspan January 11, 2009

Sputnik

The noise excessive sperm makes splashing on a surface

We both watched sputnik after I dismounted.

by Sacumd April 2, 2021

Sputnik

A norwegian musician and truck driver, who is mots famous for singing "divorcing Johanne"

-Have you heard Sputnik`s song?
-♫ ♩ Now shall we divorce Johanne, divorce Johanne, I cant bear to live longer with you♬♪

by LolipopFox April 9, 2021

sputnik

What caused the decline in western toys.

Woody: "What about the gold mine, and the cute little critters, and the dynamite? It was a great show, why cancel it?"
Stinky Pete: "Two words: Sputnik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys."
Woody: "I know how that feels."

by LouBlu08 June 21, 2021