Vagina Spiders

When you stick it in a woman that has been inactive for a long time and you feel something scratching your shaft.

"I woke up this mornin' after intense sexum and saw a bunch of vagina spiders webbing up my pubes"

by danieldan October 19, 2021

spierdalaj

Polish for the phrase "fuck off"

spierdalaj ty chuju (fuck off you dick)
spierdalaj mi stat (get the fuck away from here)
niech on spierdala (he can go fuck himself)

by DuffMan37 September 12, 2006

coochie spiders

Spiders or any other kind of bug that may be in a nasty lake while skinny-dipping. Named for the small but very frightening possibility that they may disappear into unsavory places on a girl's body where they will lay eggs that will hatch and emerge at a very inconvenient time and place.

AH! Coochie spiders!

by Shannon L.W. March 21, 2006

The Spiders From Mars

The Spiders From Mars were David Bowie/Ziggy Stardust's three-piece rock band from 1971 to mid 1973, however they were only officially known by this name following the album's release in June 1972. Bowie has said that the inspiration for the name came when he was writing the song "Ziggy Stardust". The band consisted of:

Mick (Ronno) Ronson (Band leader, guitar, piano and vocals)
Mick (Woody) Woodmansey (drums)
Trevor Bolder (bass)

"...you're the blessed, we're the Spiders From Mars..." 'Hang Onto Yourself' (Bowie)

by FerretHog December 28, 2005

beach spiders

Visible pubic hair from an unkempt bush that protrudes from a woman's bikini bottom. It is most often spotted at the beach or at poolside.

European beaches are full of hot women, but oftentimes they are sporting beach spiders. That can ruin the whole experience.

by Larry Tiita April 18, 2009

joe spires

A Joe Spires is incredibly strong and has a lot going on in his life. he likes rugby, and generally all sports that involve physical contact. He is very gentle and kind you just need to get to know them first. He is good in bed and has never hit a girl in his life. He makes a perfect husband/boyfriend and is very good a cooking.

You see him over there he is so strong he must be called Joe Spires.

by Harriet trusk December 25, 2021

GET OUT BEFORE THE SPIDERS HATCH

Its used as an alternative to the expression ' to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. ' for example it is relevant to leaving a situation that is liable to impending doom. Imagine a giant huntsman bursting open with thousands of spiders running around your house. Also relevant to teachers leaving their profession before having a nervous breakdown.

My mate stole from her employer and thought she got away with it but staff stopped speaking to her all of a sudden, so I said to her, don't you think its time to get out before the spiders hatch.

by LIZARDCHOPS January 27, 2018