Cole Sprouse

cole sprouse is a sexy man or figure that takes your breath when away.

Today i saw a cole sprouse and was in total Awe

by markdelly November 26, 2018

Spouse-Jack

Hijacking your spouse/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend online account (Facebook/Twitter/etc) that has been left logged in and unlocked (Laptop/Phone/Tablet) to post funny messages as them.

I forgot to lock my iPhone and my wife Spouse-Jacked my Facebook account.

by futiles September 5, 2010

Spouse Louse

When a non-famous person shows up at an Awards Ceremony, leaching off their spouse's fame.

"Did you see Sarah Jessica Parker's husband at the Oscars?"
"No, but I saw a donkey in a dress with some dude."
"Yeah, that's them. Her boy's such a spouse louse!"

by Pissed Off Customer August 3, 2012

ur spouse a mouse

The deadliest insult of all humanity. It destroys no u and reverse cards.

Tom: ur mom gay
Jack: ur dad lesbian
Tom: ur mom and dad gay together
Jack: ur sister mister
Tom: ur brother a mother
Jack: ur granny tranny
Tom: ur grandpap a trap
Jack: ur family tree lgbt
Tom: ur ancestors incestors
Jack: ur species feces
Tom: ur genus likes penis
Jack: ur family reunion homosexual comunion
Tom: Don't make me say it
Jack: Say it pussy
Tom: YOUR SPOUSE A MOUSE
Jack: Fucking dies and implodes

by stewie2gay May 27, 2018

spousemosis

When everyone expects you to have the same knowledge as your spouse simply because you live with them. Frequently happens if the husband is computer savvy, then everyone expects the wife to have equal knowledge about computers too and will frequently go to her for computer help.

Ruth's coworker: Hey, Ruth, can you help me? My computer screen just went black.

Ruth: What? No, I have a middle school teaching degree.

Ruth's coworker: Well, I just thought since your husband is into computers, you'd know how to fix it by spousemosis.

by jlowe1964 January 19, 2010

shousewife

Super Hot Housewife. A married chick of incredible beauty.

Tom: Have you seen that lady who moved into the new house down the block?
Bill: No, what does she do?
Tom: Nothing. She's a shousewife. I would clean her pool for free.

by Michael Salzhauer August 2, 2007

class spouse

A friend, usually of the opposite sex, that you get to know and chat with in a class because your other, better friends aren't in that class. Sometimes leads to hurt feelings down the line when one party mistakes it for romantic attraction. Similar to a "work spouse" at a job.

I didn't know Derek before this semester, but we sit next to each other in Trigonometry and are always trading jokes, so now he's my class spouse.

by Indica35 February 25, 2013