When a lady squats above you whilst you are laying flat and attempts to give you a Cleveland steamer, you immediately react by applying an uppercut to the lady's rectum and forcing the would be Mr. Hanky back from wence it came.
I was with this crazy ass freak last night! She tried to give me the ole' Cleveland steamer so I gave her the New Jersey Speed Bag instead!
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A military term for someone who thinks ahead, and shows a good amount of dependability.
Can also be used in a negative manner, see example B.
Can also be used in a negative manner, see example B.
Hey, high-speed, good work on getting the trucks up.
Hey, HIGH-SPEED, how about you take your weapon off safe before you try to fire it, how bout'that?
Hey, HIGH-SPEED, how about you take your weapon off safe before you try to fire it, how bout'that?
by PVT. Bent June 15, 2008
Get the High-Speed mug.The art of turning and drawing a penis on someone's property as quick as physically possible. As you are drawing the penis on your peer's personal property, the artist has to say "Speed Dicking" as fast as possible.
Jake: "You are so good at speed dicking!"
Lachy (Caravan): "Yes, you are so brilliant at speed dicking!"
Ethan: "I know, i should be a professional speed dicker!"
Lachy (Caravan): "Yes, you are so brilliant at speed dicking!"
Ethan: "I know, i should be a professional speed dicker!"
by Swegsticle July 23, 2014
Get the Speed Dicking mug.An armadillo or several armadilli which constantly get in the way of vehicles tires and come to an unpleasant fate.
"What's that I just done run over?"
"Hey that there's a Texas Speed Bump"
"Huh?"
"You know, an armadillo..."
"Oh ok"
"Hey that there's a Texas Speed Bump"
"Huh?"
"You know, an armadillo..."
"Oh ok"
by rivertwigs April 21, 2010
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Speed therapy is when you go at high speeds in a car to clear your mind and get rid of any bad thoughts.
Step on the gas
Speed therapy is when you go at high speeds in a car to clear your mind and get rid of any bad thoughts.
by F u c k y o u November 28, 2020
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by Mr. Dyche August 2, 2016
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