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speedhorn

metamphetamine induced erection
i got a speedhorn, lets fuck!!
by Anonymous September 20, 2003
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Speedobear

a close relative to pedo bear he resides around schools and lakes and often runs in a speedo and is topless
**como park elementary**
person1: look at guy over there checking out them asian girls

person2: he's such a speedobear
by nadezhda011 October 6, 2010
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Speedcock.net

The speediest social networking site.
Hey Bro, I need to update my status on speedcock.net!
by rhino91494 September 15, 2011
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speedcock

Most effective in an academic or work situation, speedcock begins when the victim leaves a book or jotter open and leaves it unattended. The objective is to draw as many cocks as possible on the page before the victim returns.
*Scott turns and leaves the classroom*
*Joey turns immediately, opening a random page in his notepad and speedcocking that foo'*
by Jaybhoy July 2, 2008
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spedcore

Being extremely stupid. Suffering from spedness of the core.
ur rly spedcore cuz ur not2 smaht
by Schmankaloopty April 13, 2007
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Speedover Beethoven

The most overplayed DDR song, officially. It replaces both V (for extreme) and Daikenkai because those songs require some level of skill, whereas Speedover Beethoven requires virtually none at its lower levels (and it's got little cartoon guys spinning around in the background! LOL!!!111) People also play this song because the recognize the tune ('Fur Elise') even though they can't name it. Doing badly on Speedover Beethoven on beginner or light is probably a sign that one of your feet have been amputated while you weren't looking.
beginner: Aw shit man this DDR stuff looks hard better start easy with that song they play in the demo, whats it called, speedy beethoven, while I'm at it, I should play it for all three songs, since it's not like people ever get tired of hearing the same song over and over again.

goth chick who feels the need to correct other people on their dance styles: actually it's 'speedover beethoven'. it's a really tough song, but I manage to pass just because I'm so good.

bystander: HAHA OH WOW LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE GUYS WITH BIG HEADS IN THE BACKGROUND HEY GUYS COME CHECK THIS OUT!
by Im in ur arcade, September 22, 2006
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Speedcoon

by Speedcoon August 26, 2013
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