spart

when you have such an awkward time

Man , i felt spart because of that stupid presentation

by Super bods March 23, 2018

Spart

Verb - when a fart makes a guest appearance while spitting

I was spitting in a trash can when , all of a sudden, a fart slipped out.... I sparted!!!

by Shanimal85 November 15, 2021

spart

when you think its a fart and shit sprays out of your ass

rj: guess what!

jesus: wait a minute, i gatta fart

rj: ...

jesus: aww, its a spart...FUCK IT

by biggin5 April 20, 2012

Spart

Spart = Sperm + fart
When you pass gas and sperm comes out.

Similar to shart but better.

After a good night with my girlfriend, she called me angrily and said it's my fault she sparted and everyone at the meeting said "do you smell cum?"

by Spart acus February 20, 2021

This is spart

Kinda like Sparta. But no a because no one was fighting in the first place.

Me: "this is Sparta...this is Spart! Hahahhhahahaha! I know y'all hear me too!"

by Ɛ>ee.zysees<3 March 20, 2024

Sparting

When sperm comes out of your anus after you fart after having anal sex

Last night me and my partner tried something new he put it in my ass and now this morning I can't stop sparting

by Queeffarting September 15, 2023

Spart

Spart is the 21st Century professional, Spartacus-like elitist, hyper-allegiance, (generally) violent-games 'communion' of Sport and Commerce, including many less violent but totally unethical games like Golf.

Professionalism drove Sport to become Spart, a shuddow* of it's former self, for all the so-called 'excellence' by diminishing marginal returns.

by PartisanZ July 21, 2022