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spanktuation

1. When Someone is so hot the situation requires masturbation or a deposit in the spank bank
3. The situation at hand when you are pooping and you inquire about the spank selection.
1. Dude, your mom is so hot it put me in a spanktuation.
- Term used by a douche canoe when spotting a sexy beast.
3. What’s the spanktuation?
by Chocolate Assholes September 10, 2020
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Super Sanity

Super Sanity is when you have reached a point that you are so sane that you may appear crazy to the world.
They are not insane, infact I believe they reached a point of super sanity.
by Violeten October 6, 2008
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Spaint

The word spaint generally refers to a deficit of maintenance.

Word Origin & History: a word coined in 2007, spaint is a derivative of the word spent intended to exaggerate the original meanings of spent with several additional connotations, which can be derived from context of usage. Spaint is a versatile word that can function as any part of speech except as a pronoun, preposition, or conjunction.

noun. spaint a spaint
1. a person, place, or thing in an unmaintained state.
2. a spaint; a person who habitually lacks maintenance.

adjective. spaint
1. a modifier describing something or someone in an unmaintained state.

verb. spaint, spainting , spainted
1. to become spaint; to act in such a way so as to decrease the level of maintenance of a person, place, or thing.
2. to willfully achieve a state of altered consciousness, diminished sobriety, or questionable maintenance.
3. to spend money or use resources unwisely.

adverb. spaintly

1. to do something in a spaint manner

interjection spaint!
1. an exclamation used to describe a general lack of maintenance or to bring others' attention to either a general or particular instance of lacking maintenance.
1. "Its not going to be a good day today, I feel spaint in the air."
2. "Don't smoke meth, George; you don't want to become a spaint."
3. "After drinking too many PBRs, George became a spaint son."
4. "I can't believe Peter spaint his bike into the wet concrete, how could he not see it."
5. "George spaint himself on the crack pipe."
6. "George spaint all his money on soda, and all his time watching television."
7. "George drove the golf cart so spaintly he crashed it into a sand trap."
8. "In response to George's crash-landing in the sand trap, his passenger Will turned to him and yelled 'spaint!'"
by spaintson May 7, 2013
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sanity not included

one of the funniest gaming web series created in 2010. starring machinima legends guitarmasterx7 and dexterboy124, these two not-so-average gamers (and their roommate Nina) attempt to make every large game release into a joke.
Hey man, did you watch that Sanity not included episode?

yeah, i pissed myself laughing.
by Traitorblade March 29, 2011
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SanityGurlz

Movement to Stop Domestic Violence for women, men and children and bring Sanity back In To Innocent Victims Lives That Are Silent
SanityGurlz are women on a mission to end Domestic Violence
by SanityGurlzRep June 7, 2011
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spanish moss

An often disputed strain of weed characterized by its fruity taste, cheap price, and dogshit appearance.
Oi have a toke of the spanish moss you druggo.
by Chrylix September 5, 2018
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randy spaniel

One who has the desire or tendency to chase skirt or some other appealing object.
Burton Guster, you randy little spaniel.

Smelling that pizza is making me one randy spaniel.
by thornhero March 4, 2011
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