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Spange

Span-Juh

The, possibly mythical, "fourth orifice" that porn technicians are searching for in an attempt to produce increasingly more gratuitous visual stimulus for self pleasure.

It is rumoured to have been discovered by accident during a filmed attempt at TVTA. Believed to be located towards the base of the spine, doctors refer to it as the Vertabrunt, it may in fact be the cleft form by a pair of fulsome buttocks.
"i was trying to give her one in the arse, next thing you know it had slipped into her spange"
by Shit Colonel May 23, 2008
mugGet the Spangemug.

Spang

That test really spanged me!
Those guys over there are spangbangers.
by educator96 October 26, 2012
mugGet the Spangmug.

Spanging

To smack that troll-faced moron from The Ting Tings in the face with a spade.
"I was spanging her for a while until my arms got tired, and now they're both going under my new patio" - twentynine
by twentynine June 29, 2008
mugGet the Spangingmug.

Spang

Well, you shoved it in my faaaace,
Spang it into meeeeeee
by You lose! Good DAY SIR!! May 16, 2018
mugGet the Spangmug.

spange

The collection of change from Spanish people.
Destiny wanted some spange, so she asked a Spanish laddie for cinco denarro in front of kmart
by dizz mcfunk October 17, 2008
mugGet the spangemug.

spanging

The art of having sex in a spa / hot tub.
i.e. Spa / banging
Man, I was at this hotel the other night, and this chick totally wanted it. So we spanged all night long (All niiight). Spanging is epic.
by Sir Spangalot October 20, 2012
mugGet the spangingmug.

crack spange

To spange (ask for spare change) from a stranger on the fly. As opposed to flying a sign, another form of spanging crack spange insinuates that it is being done spontaneous. Often done in the case of needing money for something immediately.
"I am ten cents short for a bottle of snake piss so Im gonna go crack spange on the way to the LQ.
by dave m w May 2, 2011
mugGet the crack spangemug.

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