SOMFWIM

SOMFWIM “Sit On My Face While I Masturbate”

And I told that bitch, you better SOMFWIM “Sit On My Face While I Masturbate”

by Bocatmanz March 24, 2022

SOMF

The act of having a woman sit on your face.

Commonly used as a verb though literally it is an acronym

"I want you to sit on my face."

"Somfing is one of my favorite past times."

by SOMF KING March 10, 2009

sofg

A word used to discribe the act of one or more drunken woman, who gives someone head and forgets about it in the morning.

Sofg. Meaning - Sucking on the floor gagging

Robbie:Hey Saz Just gave ryan head
Amie:SOFG!
Saz:What happened last night?

by Robbie Denby August 27, 2006

SOMG

Short for Shit On My Grave...kind of like fml

gahh!they took my parking spot, son of a whore! SOMG

by chansen4141 May 30, 2011

SMMFGDHTIFOARDTS

Shaking My Mother Fucking God Damn Head Til It Falls Off And Rolls Down The Street

Mostly used when something is so ridiculous you couldn't stop shaking your head in awe

Mary: Hey did you see Ices Brown dance for you video on Youtube?
Jim: All i can say is SMMFGDHTIFOARDTS

by ThatBitchFromC/O 2012 July 20, 2012

Somgumdomeer

loves cheese, WD, doesn't like Quiplash

Somgumdomeer loves cheese.

by quartz89 January 11, 2022

SnOMFG 2010

The massive snow storm that hit the Mid-Atlantic region of the US, specifcially Northern Virginia, D.C., Maryland, West Virgina and Pennslyvania.

The first wave hit Feb 6, Saturday Morning, dropping a record 32.4 inches at Dulles International Airport in a two day period. The second wave fell on Feb 9, Tuesday morning and brought another 10-20 inches to the effected areas.

Person 1- Remember when the Saints won Super Bowl 44?

Person 2- How could I forget, that was the weekend of SnOMFG 2010!

by resdog502 February 9, 2010