Salami tie

The simultaneous ejaculation of two penises into two distinct orifices of the same female. During this specific sexual encounter, both men are striving to ejaculate first; however, they do so in unison, creating the salami tie.

"I can't believe that Bruce and Jimmy finished in me at the same time. I totally thought that Bruce would cum first, but suddenly I was being filled from two ends at the same time. It was a classic salami tie."

by Viva La BAM November 1, 2014

Solaris

Idk they're cool or something..... Lil annoying though sometimes. It's fine cause they're hot.

"Solaris is hot"

"Yup"

by Arsonorsomething April 11, 2021

Twat Salami

Originally used to describe a man so desperate for sex that he would use all his vacation time and travel across the Atlantic ocean to pursue a girl he met once, this phrase is now used interjectionally as a placeholder (often denoting indifference) due to the beautifully melodic sound it makes coming off your tongue.

He actually cried when it was time for his flight back home, and he finally realized he wasn't getting any ass. Oh, well. Twat salami.

by CobraKaiSensei August 15, 2011

8pm salami sandwich

When you get your dick bitten off in between a woman's legs

Haley gave me an 8pm salami sandwich last night, and I had to go to the hospital and have my dick stitched back on

by Potato2511 September 5, 2020

white salami

The process of filling your own asshole with your cock

I helped my cousin with white salami last night

by PeaOnYourCock January 19, 2023

White Salami

The act of inserting your penis into your asshole.

Noah's favorite fetish is the White Salami.

by BigChode69420 January 19, 2023

White Salami

The act of inserting your penis into your asshole.

Did you know that Noah enjoys doing the White Salami?

by BigChode69420 January 19, 2023