Mashing Softies

Lesbians having sex. Mashing their vaginas against each other.

Deb and Carol love mashing softies together.

by bstngrl June 24, 2009

mr. softie

the act of taking a really soft, continous shit. It's as if your ass is a Cravel soft ice-cream machine and the flavor is always chocolate.

Damn, that mr. softie I just took sure smells really bad, but feels so good!

by lavazza July 28, 2006

softie

flaccid (non-erect) penis

"I've got a softie", as in, "my dick is soft."

by Mr. Softie July 8, 2004

softXcore

The very epitome of courtney. It's when an emo poser tries so hard, but fails miserably at being hard. Thus, like Skinemax, it's sorta like the real thing, but falls short.

Courtney the Conquistadork tries to act like such a badass, but in the end, she's just softXcore

by eddierules December 23, 2004

Still Softish

Lil Huddy diss track written and sung by Josh Richards and Bryce Hall

"Lil Huddy kissed Nessa, do you know what is this drama all about?"
"Josh and Bryce weren't lying singing Still Softish..."

by http.legna August 13, 2020

softitute

A software engineer who hires him/herself out on short term engagements, without being employed by the company receiving the services.

After being let go from my employer during the dot-com bust, I became a softitute and would work for any company with a little bit of cash.

by softitute September 28, 2011

aesthetic Softie

Zodiac signs that are one: Virgos,

Pisces's , Geminis's ,Aquarium's, cancers ,Libras

, Sagittarius's

An Aesthetic softie is Emotional In a kind a way person, a Quiet person, weak person , Sensitive & Rude , Artistic And Highy empathetic person , Also tuned with there emotions around people

by Faithfulhuman🙂 October 9, 2019