'snot

Pronounced "snot" it, in fact, does NOT refer to nasal ejaculations, It is merely a conjunction of the words "is" and "not". Used to save time and space. OPTIONAL: "its" may replace "is" if the time is right or during an emergency.

Marshall: "Kim, 'snot gonna work out"
Kim: "Wow wait till my friends hear this 'snot gonna happen."

by GRATZD February 21, 2011

Snotted

The act of shooting snot out of your nose unintentionally while breathing.

OH WELL. -snots- I JUST SNOTTED.

by Toastttttttt June 28, 2011

Snotting

Verb: To besnot onesself. The violent and forceful launching of nasal excrement as a result of laugh or sneeze.

Oh my god, did you see that chick? She just totally snotted herself.
And at the end of the joke, there I went, snotting everywhere.

by Sakar August 10, 2016

Snot

Snot, was an American Funk Rock band from Santa Barbara, California. Formed in 1995, the band released their debut studio album Get Some with founding vocalist Lynn Strait in 1997 and disbanded after his and the bands mascot, Dobbs, died in 1998.

Guy #1: Hey I love this song! Snot's amazing!

Guy #2: You mean the stuff that comes outta your nose?

Guy #1: No, the band jackass.

by THEDR0Z August 11, 2010

snots

A snot is a single measure of currency that can be used universally as a replacement for pounds, dollars, euros, etc.

Jordan: "How much for Haribo and four cans?"
Shopkeeper: "Thats 5 snots mate"

by bilal123 January 22, 2015

Snot

1.nasal mucus
2. a metal band from the mid to late 90's, whose lead singer died in a car accident

Guy 1:Snot is awesome
Guy 2:The stuff that comes out of your nose or the band?
Guy 1:BOTH!

by ko1391 March 9, 2008

Snotted

Being Intoxicated.

"Oh man! I drank so much beer last night! I am completely snotted"

by snwbrdngsfinest December 7, 2009