snot

white liquid substance that flows out of one's nostril(s)

"snot"
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by Xexdeh March 21, 2020

snot

snot is a slang term or abbreviation form of 'is not'.

Jimmy: Wanna hear a joke bro?

Lenny: Fosho. Go on.

Jimmy: What does a Janitor say when they jump on you from inside a closet?

Lenny: What?

Jimmy: Supplies, mf!

Lenny: snot funny.

by Ace Combat Fam July 26, 2023

Snot

Snot a word to describe when something is sick in a good way

That game was so snot man!

by John pont April 1, 2024

'snot

Pronounced "snot" it, in fact, does NOT refer to nasal ejaculations, It is merely a conjunction of the words "is" and "not". Used to save time and space. OPTIONAL: "its" may replace "is" if the time is right or during an emergency.

Marshall: "Kim, 'snot gonna work out"
Kim: "Wow wait till my friends hear this 'snot gonna happen."

by GRATZD February 21, 2011

Snot Splatter

This happens when you have a severe cold or nasal infection. Your last tissue has disintegrated, your handkerchief is a congealed lump, which should be incinerated to avoid it becoming a hazard to public health, and your nose is blocking up. There is nothing for it but to blow your nose the old-fashioned way. This consists in closing each nostril in turn, with a finger, and snorting vigorously out through the other. The product of this exercise is a snot splatter. Although snot may be a misnomer as the product is usually a mixture of snot, pus and airborne detritus that makes the faecal emissions of a diseased crow’s arse seem positively pleasant in comparison.
It can also be used as a noun to describe the sort of person whose presence makes people instinctively shrink away from them, leave the room as quickly as possible to go through a complete biological decontamination routine.

I snorted out a really noxious snot splatter yesterday; I watched it for a bit to see if it moved, I think it did.

by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015

snot barf

Intentionally puking snot through one nasal passage.

Jamal: "WHOA - check outs da mess Cleveland snot barfed on da flow."
Dixon: "Sheet man - dats nasty".

by Mr.Tissue January 17, 2018

snot butterfly

Snot butterfly!

when you blow your nose, then close the tissue then open it again! its a snot butterfly!

by snotfest February 5, 2010