An insult to use towards someone who has done literally anything from breathing to bending over twice and sucking a bald eagles dick screaming “BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!”
by theeaglesucker April 11, 2019
Get the Snorkmug. "As soon as Jamie fell asleep she started to snork." "Jaime snorked so dorky that she woke herself up."
by JohnJacobJingleheimerSchmid February 22, 2020
Get the Snorkmug. The combination of a snort and a smirk that occurs after reading a semi funny text to which you misleadingly replied "laughing out loud(lol)"
Thomas thinks that his texts make me laugh out loud but really his jokes just make me half heartedly snork.
by LukeHPC July 16, 2015
Get the Snorkmug. An ignorant scrub who thinks he's top notch or he's acting like a sped, also meaning a guy or girl who plays with themselves
by SaintOfTheGeeks April 1, 2015
Get the Snorkmug. 
To suck breath out of one's partner's lungs whilst kissing, usually resulting in them making loud involuntary animal noises. An amazingly fun pastime.
Then Francesco snorked Cindy, drawing out an elephant-like scream from her throat. Afterward neither could breathe for the giggles.
by Moldor October 18, 2004
Get the Snorkmug. The art of Funneling (See Funneling) a tasty beverage, must be alcoholic, through a snorkel. Giggity!
by Aged Punk June 22, 2012
Get the Snorkingmug.