Spankered

The equivalent to being extemely drunk, 'lagging' or 'hammered' used for description.

Boy 1: Mate, I cannot wait until after all the exams are all over, gonna be mad.
Boy 2: I know! I'm gonna get absolutely spankered every weekend!

by Makaveli321 October 17, 2012

Soonered

Soo·nered

/ˈso͞onərd/

Verb

To be rendered ineffective; deprived of vigor or force; lacking motivation or synchronization; the act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football game; worse than clemsoning.

"Baylor really soonered the game in their loss to unranked West Virginia."

by CUTigerrrr December 30, 2014

Snickered

When you take a massive shit and then shove it up someone else's ass.

Damn, James fell asleep last night, so we snickered his ass!

by Thicc Vicc October 7, 2017

snookered

tipsy; drunk; inebriated

I decided to get a bit snookered tonight.

by Duct-Tape Dan July 26, 2003

Snickered

The act of punching, preferably a Guidette, directly in the face after an insult directed toward ones lack of guido attributes. Also see Snookied

That bitch just got snickered after she told Mikey D that his fake tan was so cheap he must have gotten it from the Dollar Store.

by MickPunker December 11, 2009

Lamb shankered

Rhyming slang for "wankered"

I only like RnB before going out, gets you in the mood for getting lamb shankered

Vodka gets Gretna absolutely lamb shankered

Lou like to smoke gwan, it gets her lamb shankered

by ginnipanni September 24, 2009

snookerdoodles

An Insane person, intent on world domination with the aid of a plastic makeshift scrotum on a stick, with several metal spikes protruding down the length of said stick, also may have an army of grotesque gnomes with rather strange penises growing from atop there heads following behind said "snookerdoodles"

"omg!! the SnookerDoodles!! run for your life!! save yourselves!! and the piglets!! our end is nigh!! our end is nigh!!"

by Gremmers March 18, 2004