smog-check

The act of aggressively licking a woman's ass.

When the tech is giving women "smog-checks", he's not working on their cars - he's licking their asses.

by Lothario the Scandalous August 20, 2011

Turkey Smog

Gas released that is so horrid it hangs forever.

Dude, I was standing in line for some Black Friday specials and then was overtaken by some Turkey Smog.

by SpiderWebb99 November 30, 2009

Dab Smog

The lingering cloud hanging in a room after someone dabs marijuana concentrate and exhales the smoke, clouding the room with dab smog. Worse when large crowds are in closed spaces.

This room is clouded with dab smog.

by Lndshrq July 12, 2016

photochemical smog

What makes the sky look purple at night

"Oh look, the sky is purple because of the photochemical smog!", Julie said to Wesley because she was so bored.

by skulk3r December 9, 2008

Rectal Smog

When one passes gas/farts/toots/etc so severely that it seems to change the density and consistency of the air.

"Man, that fart was so nasty it created some rectal smog! There's even a haze!"

"These beans are going to help me release some rectal smog..."

by James the Crippler April 23, 2008

smog

The act of getting oral sex, sex, etc. Also known to mean ejaculation.

She come over and I smoged her. I smoged on her face.

by Casey Joe Buck March 1, 2005

smog hocking

entering an area that has already been hot boxed and not participating in the smoking, rather, just breathing in the smoke in an attempt to get a secondhand high.

“Are you going to smoke at Josh’s party?”
“Nah, we’re just gonna be smog hocking when y’all are done.”

by bbygrlslc August 6, 2018