smithy boy and da crew

a group of 12 year olds hanging out with a 20 year old called L dot, smithy boy is the leader of the gang while L dot spits unintelligable bullshit

person 1: i watched the weirdest video last night

person 2: what was it
person 1: smithy boy and da crew
person 2: how does it go
person 1:Verse 2: L-Dot
WHAT!
E-sell dar
Bella get bar gwar
Top of the block
Money get dropped
Cause I top of the bee
Don't give a fuck if you think you can fuck with me (bluerg!)
Ak on to tha airs
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by L dot and smithy boy February 2, 2017

Smithy banter

Gaining copious amounts of banter or laughter from someone of the forename or surname 'Smith' Usually ending in said Smith becoming popular or well known in the bater and comedy world.

"I had some proper laughs off James last night!"
"James Smith?"
"Yeah he's got some Smithy banter going on"

by Kate Winslut October 2, 2011

smithy the toad

Smithy the toad was once a man with a large penis, he then go turned into a toad. When this happened he kept the long penis and his been blissed with hoes all of his life as a toad. He cannot walk very well hard or flimsy, but can fuck like a full grown man

Smithy the toad's erection is 10 inches long.

by Patty December 10, 2004

Smithy Sanchez

You may have heard of a dirty sanchez but this is much more filthy. It's when you find out a player isn't playing in a forthcoming fantasy gameweek and you transfer them out for someone who is. Despicable behaviour

Smithy: "Phew, just transferred out an overpriced underperforming midfielder because he's not in the starting XI tonight"

Everyone: "Wait, what, have you just pulled a Smithy Sanchez?"

Smithy: *feels guilt for the rest of time*

Cecil: "Push the lion button"

by MarkNortherns June 2, 2018

Smithy's Kaff

A non-existent cafe that was advertised once, on local television, in the 1990s, for reasons that remain unclear. It subsequently became a meme.

Smithy's Kaff! Smithy's Kaff! Girls, boys, music, noise! Where is Smithy's Kaff Smithy's Kaff Kaff Kaff? Find out!

by accrington_stanley April 25, 2022

Smithy fifthy

A very short girl named leilani

Yooo whats up smithy fifthy
I love you smithy fifthy
Smithy you are short as fuck

by Beefers queefers July 7, 2022

Titty smithy

Mandick the titty smithy who molds titty Armor for every strong female video game character

Tom: I wonder how the females get such accurate Armour for their titties
Jacob: Mandick the titty smithy makes it
Tom: Thanks for telling me bro

by Person reading this has gay June 2, 2018