smit dick

Insult used to imply homosexual activity. Derived from shit and smeg these two words are combined to make smit. Sheg is an alternative word which shares the same meaning.

HAHA hindmarsh has a smit dick

by 8en February 21, 2005

smit shit

After consuming large amounts of alcohol you go to the toilet for a shit only for the sheer force to cause you to vomit at the same time.

A: wheres tom at?
B: he's knocked back 13 pints
A: jesus he's probably having a smit shit

by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017

Smit-smat

to maneuver and succeed in achieving something but in a clever way

He smit-smatted his way through corporation!

by dictionyner123 April 30, 2023

deep smit

To be intrigued and drawn to a beau; an unexpected romantic connection.

Wow, Michael's dating a really sweet and clever guy and it looks like a case of mutual deep smit.

by flyingdog August 9, 2009

Art Art Smit

Name of an imaginary guy found in a 1984 address book. Known for being imaginarily well-to-do.
See also Smart Smart Smit and Snart Snart Smit.

Art Art Smit is a pillar of the imaginary community.

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

Cazo smit

cazo smit is a lanky bastard who will most definitely be your best friend for life. She is so tall and will protect u with her fabulous long legs. You will always feel loved around cazo smit. She is very lovable and would never hurt a fly, they only thing she would hurt is PABLO FOR CARVING HIM FOR HALLOWEEN 😭😭

‘‘ wow, she is so lanky. she MUST be a Cazo smit.’’

by go grove October 30, 2019

Smart Smart Smit

Art Art Smit's brother; not as well-to-do, but tries to claim he is smarter because he is older.

See also Snart Snart Smit.

"There's Art Art Smit and Smart Smart Smit, maybe you can be Snart Snart Smit!"

by looch May 11, 2003