Smirk

What teachers mistake you for doing,when you are actually smiling politely.

I must not smirk in class.
I must not smirk in class.
I must not smirk in class.

It goes on forever...

by SomeoneNew December 19, 2012

smirkish

a shady situation a bad feeling about somethin' or a sneeky lookin individual

when its hella people just posted for no reason and they all lookin at you... They lookin smirkish

by lady lexo December 2, 2003

smirk

Nickname for the Resident.
While speaking, anytime, has this
totally inappropriate assinine smile
on his face.

2004 is the year to deselect the smirk.

by Exeter October 16, 2003

smirk

Nickname for the worst President the United States has ever had that lied us into a war that has killed almost 1000 US Soldiers for no reason other than greed and lust for empire.

Geroge W. Bush, a.k.a smirk, a.k.a George W. Bush looks like a monkey, when asked a question that he was not given in advance.

or

Smirk simply sucks.

by gammarock July 8, 2004

jerk em' then smirk em'

to jerk someone off while creepily smiling at them as doing so. to the point where they are uncomfortable by the creepiness and call it a day.

comes from the group of phrases
"fuck em' then chuck em'" "blow em' then throw em'" "hit and run" "hit it then quit it"

Amanda: so what did you and hannah do last night?

Brandon: well we were getting into it untill she pulled a jerk em' then smirk em' and it just creeped me out so i left without even finishing.

Amanda: ewww.

by ohhelloamanda April 20, 2010

Lesbian Smirk

so like you see a girl that is cute and get the VIBES from her so you like look at her and smile a little tiny bit then look away and then look back to see if she smiled back and if she did then shes AT LEAST dte

friend: you see that girl over there?
other friend: yeah.
friend: she just gave me the lesbian smirk, she wants the v.

by nighthawk2295 July 8, 2012

Smirkface

A rap group containing rappers with unmistakable swag and some of the illest flow that keep booties shaken and rumps roastin' all over the country

"That new smirkface track sure is bangin'!

by long division April 14, 2009