Smirkology 

The study of smiles or facial expressions in every shape and form.

To get a great portrait of any one person or people, you must have your degree in smirkology.

Smirkology by TheSmirky1 May 18, 2018

Smirkology 

The study of smiles or facial expressions in every shape and form.

To get a great portrait of any one person or people, you must have your degree in smirkology.

Smirkology by TheSmirky1 May 18, 2018

smurfology 

(n.) the study of all things smurf; Donnie Darko is considered by most experts to have been the pioneer of this field.

Smurfology, as expounded by Mr. D. Darko:

Donnie Darko- “Smurfette doesn't fuck.”
Sean Smith- “That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.”
Ronald Fisher- “No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.”
Sean Smith- “Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?”
Ronald Fisher- “What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.”
Sean Smith- “Yeah, what he does, he films the gangbang, and he beats off to the tape.”
Donnie Darko- “First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?”
Ronald Fisher- “Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?”

smurfology by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

SICKOLOGY

THE ART OF BEING SICK!!
No one is as sick as TECH N9NE!

Have you heard Tech new CD Sickology?
Fuck yea it's the best shit ever!

SICKOLOGY by Dana <3's Tech n9ne April 14, 2009

Reverse Smokology 

When you try to study but your brain won't kick into gear, so you decide to smoke a bowl to see if it will trick your brain into working.

"God damn it! I've taken 3 caffeine pills (or ritalin or adderall) and I still can't study! Pack the bong, I have to try reverse smokology for this one."

Reverse Smokology by Valtastic October 7, 2009

Sharkology 

A contemporary religion focused around the idea that sharks are altogether better than other mammals, equal to (if not superior) humans. This is based off of their general intelligence level, survival tactics, and basic way of life. Sharkologists devote themselves to enforcing the ways of shark life into that of daily human life as best possible.
The God of Sharkology is "Jaws" from the also-named movie series about the famous overpowering shark. Sharkologists have compared its movies to the Bible in the sense that the members of this religious assemblage studies it and takes meaning from different parts and sections to influence their own lives.

Oh my God, stop with the sharkology!

Sharkology by sharksandstuff August 4, 2011

Snarkology 101

1. Introduction to the study of the phenomenon of Snark and it's impact on modern society.

2. The study of all things snarky

1. "Sorry Father Flannigan, I couldn't make it to mass on Sunday because I had to finish up my paper on Snarkology 101."

2. Poor Bess awoke one morning only to realize that her mind had become obsessed with the unrelenting need to comprehend the prickly underbelly of a life gone snarky.

Snarkology 101 by Leocadia de la Snarkopolia November 6, 2007