smidget

An excessively small quantity; based on an amalgam of "smidgen" and "midget."

I'm quite full after dinner, but I'd still like a smidget of streussel.

by C.S. Lucas October 3, 2012

Smidgeon

Smidgeon: noun.
Often confused with the coloquial term for a 'small amount'.
Is indeed a very small pidgeon native to the streets of every town/city/dump site.

James: Do you know what the name of a baby pidgeon is?
Rich: No... a Chick?
James: Ah ha ha ha, no... it's a Smidgeon!
Rich: OH, ha ha ha ha ha ha.

by ornithologist June 20, 2008

Smidget

A midget or short person who is a smudge on society. This person uses the,"O! Wo Is Me." factor to get others to pity them, or, they are just thieves who can get into small openings and crawl spaces.

That smidget doesn't have to work as long as his two gay dads buy him everything he wants.

by OCDx333 July 28, 2010

Smidge

Bird shit

Ohh dang you got yo-self a smidge on yo ugly ass shirt

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020

Smidge

a smelly person

“that girl is a SMIDGE don’t talk to her man”-Ed Sheeren

by Excuse you *in country accent* March 3, 2022

Lizard Smidgen

When you use the tip of your tongue to taste something in quick succession.

During the act of thunder grundle, I accidentally lizard smidgened her thunder grundle.

by Zoskian May 14, 2018

Yeet on that Smidge

(verb) To take a rip on one’s juul in such an intense manner that the Nicotine rushes through the blood into the testicles, thus creating a tingling sensation.

“Ayo bruh who tryna come to the bathroom with me and yeet on that smidge?”

by brichardson96 July 14, 2018