skeeterface

one who enjoys being skeeted in the face by various customers, or likes it down and dirty on the floor with someones finger as far up your ass as it could go. not to mention a skeeterface likes to have a sack full of puppies to play with // make a threesome. :

You promised you skeet in muhh face skeeterface, you're letting me down!!!

by jordynlauren July 20, 2006

Sweeterest

It's another word for sweet but is only if it rel sweet

Kaylee is the sweeterest

by Noerrrr January 8, 2020

Cheatin' Skeeter

Someone, usually a person who no one likes in the least and most often a menace to existence, who gets sexual stimulation and/or jizzes their britches whenever they cheat or defraud others. The volume of ejaculate is directly proportionate to the degree of suffering of the intended victim.

Chuckford: "That phone scammer sure did groan and grunt alot when he thought I was going to give him my bank info."

Rastafarian Billy: "OH! He must be a cheatin' skeeter! Probably cheat-skeetin' out a load of jizz thinking about the heartache and suffering that he would cause."

Chuckford: "Yeah, sounds about right. What a piece of unfiltered shit that man must be..."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice

It is an accurate correlation of female youth and attraction. This is counter to the erroneous conception of women aging like a fine wine.

Guy one: She's smoking but how old is she?

Guy two : who cares, The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice, you know she's old enough with that body.

Guy one: I'm going for it, I hope she's 18 ;)

by Factzteller March 23, 2020

skeetered

To be so intoxicated that one's blood alcohol level is sufficient to cause the death of blood sucking insects (e.g., mosquitoes).

Upon awakening and, with one good eye, noting the large collection of deceased mosquitoes surrounding his pounding head, Sam concluded that he'd leveled from shitfaced to skeetered.

by deckhand February 23, 2010

Sweeter Mans

A group of males aged 17-19 that specialize in dropping tracks, reaching jams, fucking bitches, getting money, unlocking achievements, and not flopping. This group originated in an urban school located in Toronto, Ontario. A typical weekend in the life of the sweeter mans is: reaching a jam on friday, playing Halo Reach/Call Of Duty on Saturday while crashing at Lam's house, and sleeping at Shayan's house on Sunday.

"Yo, reach the jam this friday at york" - Nitin

"I can't, I need to do laundry" - Munaf

"You can't flop, that's not what the sweeter mans do." - Nitin

by 44 Magz November 7, 2010

Sweeter South

A person who is the complete antithesis to the legendary porn star Peter North. Presumably, this includes a sweet, softbody, non-threatening persona and a flaccid penis.

Man, that kid Lee should be renamed Sweeter South!

by Nubballer May 15, 2010