Smeags

Used to describe someone who isn't particulary good looking. Originated from the Lord of The Rings character Sméagol.

person 1 "Do you like her?"
person 2 "na bro she's smeags"

by 93Piti September 15, 2011

Smeagle

The hot new way to refer to a heroin junkie that is doing something dastardly

“oh my god, that smeagle just stuffed a pack of chicken breasts down it’s pants in the middle of Walmart!!! Someone do something?!”

by Navillusnoraa November 15, 2018

smeagol

1. (noun) A twisted, anorexic creature that desires one thing alone: the One Ring.

2. (verb) To be obsessively selfish or possessive over an object or person.

1. Smeagol WANTS IT!!

2. Dude, stop smeagoling my woman.

by DanDare September 4, 2003

Smeag

(n.) The lowest of all lows in humanity. A phony of fake. One who should be put in a dark hole and left for eternity.

"Oh no Smeag wants to hang out."

by master0disasterx July 30, 2008

Seagoville

Ghetto-ist town in Dallas County. Known to be home to many "condom demonstration professionals"

Amanda was't selling sex, she was just offering to sell a condom demonstration in Seagoville.

by The one and only badass October 30, 2008

American Smeagol

One who shops at the clothing store, "American Eagle." Usually seen wearing khaki cargo shorts, a two-toned shirt, and flip-flops.

"Look at that American Smeagol over there..."

by The Rabbit September 3, 2005

smeagolites

The virus you get in which your cough sounds like the word "gollum".

My smeagolites is making me crave the precious.

by Saruman's Army February 5, 2015