shorthead

someone who says something without thinking of the consequences possibly something that saves time or a short cut

"scott wants to leave off the +c wat a shorthead"

by Jenny Adkins May 24, 2006

Smartease

A person who is a tease and knows exactly what they're doing because they're smart about it

"Don't mess with Bianca, she'll get you hooked, she's a smartease"

by pythorus September 8, 2016

Smackhead Smasher

A person a who likes to have sex with local smackheads

you’re a smackhead smasher for smashing that local smackhead

by @Jrdznn — insta November 13, 2020

self smarted

When you educate yourself by doing drugs.

The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...

by ben-el-maestro June 2, 2022

smarted

The superior form of 'rarted' which highly insults ones intelligence and whole life. It is the most painful and devastating word you can say to one and it should only be used when you want to crush someone's soul. Calling someone 'smarted' using leads to a sudden brain aneurysm, or immediate suicidal thoughts which directly leads to the act of comit nek rop.

Unintelligent Man: Isn't 1+1 3?
Man Who Watches Rick & Morty: Bro you're honestly so 'smarted', the answer is 2!
Unintelligent Man: Oh shit *brain aneurysm*.
Man Who Watches Rick & Morty: Ohhhhh yeah, I have a 9000IQ

by jnfeSUJV November 4, 2018

slanthead

A one-sided, Neanderthal individual who has wide public popularity and a forehead that slopes from front to back.

Man, I never thought Obama was a slanthead. But after seeing him cave in to the Republicans on tax cuts for billionaires, I'm noticing he's got lots of similarity to Sean Hannity.

There's a slanthead on Fox News who wants to "deliver us from evil" and give all of America to corporations. I think his name is Sean Hannity.

Sean Hannity may be a slanthead, but boy does he rake in the money from the dopes in the Tea Party.

by euphemismo December 8, 2010

smackhead

Someone who is reliant on drugs.

"That Jim Reynolds is a right smackhead, y' wordtwonk/word with right bad breath"

by Halo August 30, 2003