turd smurgler

the act of sucking feces out of another being's anus

Drewie is a world champion turd smurgler.

by jugg's gotcha January 20, 2009

Smarkle

when someone likes another person, and when someone says the name of whom they like, the person smiles and has a sparkle in their eye at the same time.

Ashli smarkled when i said Jon.

by Erin123 April 2, 2007

Snargle

(v.) The act of waking a person, or animal, into unfavorable conditions.

(adv.) Woken in a unwelcoming manner.

"Oh hey, Dan really snargled me this morning."

"Dude, you snargled the hell out of me!"

"I got toally snargled."

"I snargled the horses."

by Gary McGuys October 28, 2009

Smirgle

A smirk and a giggle all combined in one.

He looked pissed as he fell to the ground, while his friend gave a quick smirgle about the situation.

by WhoDey14 February 28, 2012

Snarglefarked

When you are at a party/bar and someone steals your booze, leaving you with nothing to drink.

" Dude have you seen my drink?"
" No, I haven't."
"God damn I've been snarglefarked!"

by Dondelavega September 28, 2012

shargled

Meaning: breath smells like they've been gargling faeces / shit, bad smelling breath.

Oh man your breath stinks like you've just shargled, has someone had a dump in your mouth?

by tttgirls January 15, 2016

yargle shmargle

noun- a term used when someone does something retardedly

insult- a word that is a user defined

Dude 1- My pen spontaneously combusted
Dude2- You're a yargle shmargle

by geterdun December 17, 2008