Smatch

To smack someone in the snatch, usually as punishment. See also smatched, smatching, and smatches.

"If you keep posting links to Rebecca Black's "Friday", I'm going to smatch you.

by Esmatchulator June 7, 2011

Smitch

A small amount of ejaculate (human, male sperm), that is lost on one's person. As such was the case in the comedic film "There's Something About Mary", when the Ben Stiller character has just masterbated and left SMITCH on his earlobe.

As such was the case in the comedic film "There's Something About Mary", when the Ben Stiller character has just masterbated and left SMITCH on his earlobe.

by binkydyr May 7, 2009

smatchy chawch

An asshole that smells sour

That guy's a smatchy chawch

by Drunkisish May 21, 2017

weiner smitchel

A penis. The human male sex organ. A dick. A shalong.

Mein weiner smitchel stayed hard for soo long that I thought that I would have to, go to the emergency room and have a doctor stop the erection.

by Mister Mc April 13, 2008

smitch

(latin - smitcho, smitchere) 1. a callous man often spotted seeking pity in bars, taverns, and diners; 2. one who has obtained a new face. (see also: Finch)

Upon reviewing your application, Smitch, we at the Finch School of Medicine regret to inform you that you have not been selected as a candidate for the class of 2007.

by bob March 12, 2003

SMATCHIT

A short, dirty (perverted) man.

That old man is such a smatchit.

by Steve November 12, 2004

Smitch

A word game played between bored friends where one person puts together a random string of letters into a pronounceable, but non-English word, and the other person has to explain what incident created that sound effect. The more hilarious the better.

John: Let's play Smitch.
Jared: Okay. I'll start... "Fliff!"
John: A mosquito flying into a candle flame.
Jared: Good one.
John: "Kloink!"
Jared: Someone flings a quarter at a veterans parade and it bounces off an old dude's helmet.
John: Ha ha ha! Yeah... "Kloink!"

by kevnar March 1, 2009