period slurper

A man female or both who slurp period juice.

Brandon and Paul are period slurper's who suck lexy's period juice.

by snickle douche August 13, 2010

Gerber Slurper

When a girl is at least 10 years younger than you but sucks dick like she is trying to get her bills paid.

That Gerber Slurper almost sucked me inside out. Someone is trying to get their Cricket bill paid.

by Big booty G November 8, 2020

Slurpee Rule

A method of teaching that is effective in keeping students attention, but may scramble a few brains in the process.

Also see

-Monkey Rule-
Bannana Rule-
*Zurzeghreb*
-Communism Rule

Guy: You can buy anything I can give you a special discount!
JM: How can you give me discount this is 7-11 corporate store, what is this special Slurpee Rule?
Guy: Look Jerry, come at 5:75 and you will have your discount

by resonant_tesla February 25, 2011

Thumbs up for slurpees

A generally positive exclamation, along the lines of "way to go" or the slightly older "excellent!." Originally from the Jonathan Coulton song Flickr and popularized by the podcast Bad Philosophy. Also can be used as an agreement.

"So I just aced that presentation"

"Thumbs up for slurpees, man!"

by JeffyMac April 2, 2009

dolphin surveillance

When a surveillance team blatently exposes themselves on purpose, and then dissapears completely, giving a suspect false security.

Based on how dolphins are observed in the ocean...

"now you see us, now you don't"

A sloppy and easy to spot team trails a suspect, gets noticed, and then after awhile, they stop pursuing the suspect. The suspect realizes that the people spying on him have stopped, and then gets a false sense of security.

It would be as if the people tailing you had left you for a picnic. (or so you think...)

But instead of the sloppy team tailing the suspect, a new upscaled professional team moves in to do surveillance, with precision and fixed posts.

Jon: There were two people following us, and they were out of place; not dressed like most people in Manhatten...It is SO obvious that they are following us, i've noticed them twice today...
David: Yes, but now they aren't anywhere to be seen... It's like they dissapeared on us.
Jon: Diana told me about this, it's dolphin surveillance!

by g-diggity May 28, 2008

Slurpee

A sweet-tasting frozen drink made by continually stirring a flavored syrop at a below-freezing temperature to create a frozen, yet fluid drink. One of God's greatest gifts to humans.
Great for cooling down in the summer, but best in the winter after hockey games.

You guys want anything from Sev?
Yeah: Slurpees!

by Julius Caesar June 12, 2003

151 Slurpee

1/2 to 3/4 of 151 (750ml bottle)

1/4 to 1/3 of Malibu Coconut (750ml bottle) - Really just for flavoring.

3 to 4 32oz Slurpees in blue raspberry, cherry, banana, or pina colada. Don't use the sugar free stuff.

2 Amp Energy drinks - "Traction" or "elevate" recommended

Empty 1 Gallon jug to mix it all together. Then place in freezer.

For the most part the alcohol will not freeze but about half usually tends to freeze up back into slurpee/slush form.

Using 20oz Gatorade bottles to distribute the mixture for smaller more easily accessible drinking works well too, but if you feel like rocking a 64oz Ultimate Gulp mug from 7/11 go for it!

Get Drunkerized!

- 151 Slurpee, Get Drunkerized!
- What in it
- Lots of 151, goes down smooth and tastes awesome!

by GetACrazystrawAlcoholocaust March 13, 2010