by Grebmops January 18, 2007
Get the Sloading mug.Another way of man refering to woman as a slut and a whore.
A woman that likes to get ravaged by many men and doesn't recall most of there names.
A female that is spread eagle 24/7.
A woman that likes to get ravaged by many men and doesn't recall most of there names.
A female that is spread eagle 24/7.
Kris:dude check out the jugs on that.
B-gay:fuck the jugs dog look at the camel toe.
Kris:wow,what a fucking sloar.
B-gay:id still hit it.
Kris:your both sloars.
B-gay:fuck the jugs dog look at the camel toe.
Kris:wow,what a fucking sloar.
B-gay:id still hit it.
Kris:your both sloars.
by 555666 July 14, 2006
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Before you deck her, cover your pecker!
While she gets in heat, package your meat!
Before undressing Venus, dress up your...
...you know what.
*rimshot*
Before you deck her, cover your pecker!
While she gets in heat, package your meat!
Before undressing Venus, dress up your...
...you know what.
*rimshot*
by Mark H June 17, 2004
Get the pro-condom slogans mug.(pron. Slob-jow-er)
An act of fellatio as performed on a flaccid and unerect penis, to the point of sexual climax and ejaculation.
An act of fellatio as performed on a flaccid and unerect penis, to the point of sexual climax and ejaculation.
1) I wasn't feeling well last night man, I just couldn't get it up. So my girl gave me a gnarly Slobjaüer.
2) My girlfriend wanted to give me a Slobjaüer the other day, but my stupid boner kept getting in the way.
2) My girlfriend wanted to give me a Slobjaüer the other day, but my stupid boner kept getting in the way.
by BSeezy, KDuggs, O-Shag-Nasty April 26, 2008
Get the Slobjaüer mug.A person who has surpassed all previous notions of sloppyness, they have become so quickly intoxicated and so sloppy that they leave behind a path of destruction equal to that of a dinosaur. Often they deny their sloppyness and continue to increase it.
Broski: Dude, that girl was such a Slopapotamus last night!
Broseph: No. She stole and kept that whole bottle of vodka to herself, broke the coffee table, smashed her face off the wall, ran around naked, puked, called her ex at least five times, cried, was temporarily suicidal and then passed out on the toilet. That bitch was a full on Slopasaurus!
Broseph: No. She stole and kept that whole bottle of vodka to herself, broke the coffee table, smashed her face off the wall, ran around naked, puked, called her ex at least five times, cried, was temporarily suicidal and then passed out on the toilet. That bitch was a full on Slopasaurus!
by Slopasaurus Slayer March 27, 2011
Get the Slopasaurus mug.Wow, your tongue feels really good there. *SLOANF* Sorry, can you still breathe? You can't? Well, that thrashing feels really good, so I'm gonna sit here for a while if that's OK with you.
by TheGoalie June 7, 2011
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