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Limer Slimer

The act of chewing up an entire lime without swallowing it, then giving a blow job with the chewed up lime inside the mouth.
How did it go with Courtney last night? Did you smash?

Man, she gave me the limer slimer!
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Alabama slimer

When you engage into a deep makeout while snorting doritos then proceed to get your mud tunnel cleaned out all the while coughing up a black loogie through your ears and sneezing on your hunny’s dick, then finally giving him head and spitting his ejactulation juice in his face
What did you do with Dan last night?”
“I did the ol’ alabama slimer and he got it all over my tits”
by Boy Kim Kardasian July 2, 2018
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one handed slimer

When some bitch has the audacity to walk in and interrupt you while you're jerking off, and doesn't have the common courtesy to help you finish, so you finish on your own in your hand and slap her in her cunt face.
Did you hear why D'Rell got grounded? He gave his mom a one handed slimer.
by Chrispy Brown October 31, 2014
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slimer

A slimer is a noun for someone of the male sex who cannot help but spread his semen everywhere. The word can also be used in a verb form, as in "he slimed all over the place."
Ew, what a slimer!
by allien April 11, 2021
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slimer

1.) fictional ghost created by Chicago native Harold Ramos.

2.) prison slang for an inmate that uses various forms of human waste as a weapon ala chimpazeeing it at an unsuspecting corrections officer. Common weapons of a slimer is often feces or piss sometimes they combine the two. High profile example is Danielle Strong. Also one who engages in gassing
When I address a slimer, I am not talking about the Harold Ramos character, but the second definition. They like to do an impression of a chimpanzee in captivity. Look up the term gassing and you will be grossed out.
by illinoishorrorman January 21, 2018
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slimer

wichita kansas slang that mean a lame who lies behind ur back, a man that don’t keep it trill. a square
abby is a slimer, bruh she never pays me back
by bigwgirls69420 April 8, 2025
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Sinus Slimer

When a man sticks his penis tight to someone's nostril and cums, causing the semen to run through the nasal cavity and seep out the adjacent nostril, cleansing the sinuses.
I was stuffed up for days until I got a sinus slimer last night!
by Real Definition63849 June 22, 2016
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