sled dog

A bitch that you whip.

Look at those sled dogs over there! Im gunna give it to them hard

by JOHNNYYYY May 23, 2006

sled-dog

An often misunderstood leadership concept, to "sled-dog" is just like it sounds to the initiated. To those unfamiliar with the term, this article will attempt to explain the vast meaning behind this simple compound word used to describe an extraordinarily intense leadership mindset. To put this concept into practice is not for the feint of heart, and it is suggested that only the strong willed exercise the leadership styles embracing the concept of "sled-dogging".

To best understand how one would "sled-dog" an adversary or challenge, picture yourself observing a pack of sled-dogs pulling a sled. You notice that the lead dog, content in his position, is not truly pulling his weight. Infuriated, you run in step behind the lead dog, and you slit his throat. It is not enough to simply slit this alpha dog's throat. It is imperative that a show of it is made to the other dogs in order to demonstrate to them your aggression and desire to lead.

Once the slaying is finished, you pick up the body of the now dead alpha dog, and you cast the corpse aside. You then take the reigns and push with all your might. Your new pack will now follow you, pulling your sled through the frozen wastes of Hell's 9th Circle if you wish it so.

We've got a lot of hard work to do. We're going to have to "sled-dog" through it.

I hate that guy. I'm going to "sled-dog" his ass.

Our boss is not pulling his weight around here and needs to be removed. I'm going to "sled-dog" that fellow and make things right around here.

by Master Sled Dog April 10, 2009

Sled Marks

When you do a poor job of wiping, but instead of a single poo line in your underwear (i.e. skid marks), you end up with two parallel lines.

"Oh man, I need to do a better job of wiping, there are sled marks everywhere!)

by RB81 January 15, 2011

Sled'Connell Fake-Out

When you want to chill at a bar but don't want to bother going up to the bar so you bring a flask because you got this

"Man, the Deuce is packed tonight..."

"Good think I came prepared... looks like its time for the 'ole Sled'Connell fake-out! Whiskey anyone?

by Akdhtos December 25, 2019

Sled Sisters

A pair of female friends who have both had sex with the same male, not necessarily at the same time. Female form of Eskimo Brothers.

"Hey, I heard you and Billy screwed. I did him last week, we're totally sled sisters!"
"Awesome!"

by Glowering November 30, 2009

sled gang

a gang of sleds.

yo, look at that sled gang over there! how gay.

by sledfastduxkers December 23, 2018

Sled Head

The act of giving someone oral sex while participating in the activity of sledding. Common in northern areas with constant snow.

Sam: Hey Tori, how was sledding?
Tori: It was good, why?
Sam: Oh nothing, just heard you and Connor had a good time, thats all.
Tori: What is that supposed to mean?
Sam: Theres a rumor that you gave him sled head.
Tori: Damn straight I did.

by waka mcwakanson March 17, 2011