Smashed a homie

when a man/women you like or are dating has/had sex with a friend of yours

smash

"Danger, she smashed a homie"

by Kookie2010 June 9, 2009

slasked

Its the perfect word to use instead of Fuck/Fucked etc. When in situations where Fucked isnt the right word of choice, but the time and place requires an extra ingredient to get the full point over is needed. Coming from the norwegian word "Slasken" the word means Slob and/or Hobo.

"Dude, I totally slasked that girl the other day"

"Man, I slasked his ass up"

Other alternative usage are -

"Im so slaskened right now, but lets get slasked up tonight."

by Jimbolic February 15, 2009

A clear bag of smashed assholes

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

by Jumpingrat September 4, 2008

smashed the homie

To be guilty of having had sexual intercourse with a person who is a friend of the person that you are dating, or hooking up with. Made most popular by pop star and Brandy Norwood's brother, RayJ.

"Son, I just found out my girlfriend smashed the homie!"

by whatuphomie December 2, 2009

slashdot effect

1. An immediate surge in hit rate on a webserver caused by an announcement on a high-traffic website; a Nivenesque "flash crowd".

2. An unintentional denial of service to a website as a result of a surge in hit rate following an announcement on a high-traffic website.

See also: slashdotted

Bill Joy's _Dangers of Lego Blocks_ site succumbed to the slashdot effect scant hours after going live.

by Tarrasque November 18, 2002

smashed by a rhino

A pick up line asked by a fat guy to a good looking girl. Smashed by a rhino is a pick up line meaning have you ever had sex with a fat guy.

Hey girl, you ever been smashed by a rhino.

by TwoCowUp April 20, 2015

bag of smashed dicks

how you feel after a night of extreme drinking

I feel like a bag of smashed dicks after last night.

by wadeaaronroach February 6, 2009