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SKIJORDUE

skēˈjôr’d(y)o͞o/

NOUN: skijordue; plural noun: *skijordues

A sport or recreation activity combining skijoring and fonduing. Generally engaged in by a bewildering genre and generation spanning mix of rugged cowboys, gnar freeriders, steazy bros, and fringy fur clad fashionistas united by cheese, adrenaline addiction and mad style.

*also refers to Skijordue event entry fees

VERB: skijordue; 3rd person present: skijordues; past tense: **skijordued; past participle: **skijordued; gerund or present participle: skijorduing

To skijordue.

**not to be confused with Skijordude, a participant in Skijordue
Fashionista to cowboy “I can’t come to the rodeo today I have to brush out my yeti boots so they look sleek for Skijordue tomorrow.”

* Cowboy to steazy bro: “I paid our skijordues so wax your board punk.”

Gnar freerider to cowboy: “Nice horse man, do you skijordue?’

**Fashionista: “Wow there are so many hot skijordudes here”
by Samazon77 December 20, 2017
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The pandas at the zoo are skipotos.
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a craiovean guy smoking pen and playing League of Legends and The West (the browser game). He is a nice guy but he is now waiting for Jilava sentence across the border. Very nice Sisoko.
Oh, this guy is a Sisoko!

Sisoko, did you int again?
What a Sisoko.
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airtight skipole

when a woman has all three of her orifices filled as well as simultaneously giving two handjobs. Involves 5 guys and one girl
Heather was having a great time but was a little sore after she gave manson, bubba, brent, spiceboy, and ned an airtight skipole.
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I have to unload the jet skis on that picnic table by that vacationing family.
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23 skidoo

A term used in the early 20th Century for "get lost."
Bums would sleep around 23rd St and when the cops came along they would hit them with their billy clubs and say "23 skidoo."
My grandfather was a cop down there around 1920 and told me how this term came about.
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sisoljub

Someone who loves breasts more than his own life.
Gle kolike sise!
-Koji si ti sisoljub.
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