Sidewalk Salsa

When you walk up to someone on the sidewalk and you both try to move out of each other's way, and in doing so repeatedly move into each other's way.

"Why are you late?"
"I got stuck doing the sidewalk salsa."

by Connie LaBelle January 18, 2015

skalman

A character from the Swedish comic "Bamse". He's a turtle and smart.

Skalman gillar bamse

by Pras Hoony October 21, 2004

man salsa

Sperm, semen, cum, jism, nut nectar, nut balm, man yogurt. The seminal fluid ejaculated by a man during orgasm.

After three strokes and a quiver, William sprayed his man salsa all over his inflatable lover.

by Grande John July 21, 2006

salsa bowl

A case of the liquid shits with particles resembling chunky style salsa. Making a chemistry professor weep, the substance from the anus contains liquid, solid and gas. Followed by multiple more liquid shits, this gewy poop is not as delightful as it looks, for the liquid element seeps into the pores surrounding the asshole and burns for minutes at a time.

Matt was swimming in Lou’s pool when he decided to pass gas. Surprised, Matt asked his friend Tom to watch his back for floaters while he exited the pool. Moving as fast as he could with two clenched butt cheeks Matt immediately jumped out of the pool knowing that he most likely soiled another pair of swim trunks. Locked inside the poolside bathroom, Matt confirmed that indeed their was a Salsa Bowl sitting in the webbing of his swim attire.

by Ctags September 11, 2008

salsa defense

When a person attempts to bean dip another person, they may block the bean dip by hitting the opponent's scooping hand and declaring "salsa". The person who deflected the bean dip is then allowed a five second period to lightly hit the other person, all the while yelling "salsa, salsa, salsa".

Andrew tried to bean dip me earlier, but i used the salsa defense and blocked it.

by special prune May 26, 2011

put some salsa on it

To put extra effort into something or to do something differently to get it done.
Also, to make a food item more disgusting.

Heather: "Is that what's next? We'll start daring eachother to try combinations?"
Kris: "yeah, I dare you to eat a chocolate chip bagel with blueberry cream cheese!"
Heather: "How about you 'put some salsa on it'!?"

by LowAmmo July 5, 2012

Salsaholic

It specifically targets someone who dances salsa. Someone who is a salsaholic generally dances 5-7 days a week; thinks about dancing all the time; does body movement whilst sitting down; does various basic steps and/or shines whilst standing.

The dance styles which a salsaholic can be involved in is not restricted to salsa, it extends to other forms of street latin such as; Bachata, Puerto Rican Cha Cha, and Merengue. They also might wish to let loose with Reggaeton and Brazillian Samba. Some other types of dance are become increasingly popular throughout the salsaholic community such as: Zouk and Kizomba.

You dance salsa 7 days a week? You're a salsaholic!

by yeders April 16, 2008