Blame Simon

When everrrything or anyyything goes wrong; it;s simon's fault.
From the song Cops and Robbers by The Hoosiers.

Luke: I was sick on the sofa...
Jim: Blame Simon.

by Lukee ;) September 26, 2008

Simona

The sexyest mf in the world! The baddest bitch! She a lit as human who ignore the shitt out of anyone:) she is a priceless bitch

You should be as Simona

by Sexybitchxx;) November 5, 2021

Saxon = joke account

A popular phrase used on Gamefaqs.com message boards whenever the well known joke account Saxon posts anything.

Saxon: "I predict that Randy Orton Ric Flair and Batista will turn on HHH tonight on Raw then the corpse of Katie Vick will return to lead Evolution!"

Next poster: "Saxon = joke account"

by Saxon = joke account November 28, 2003

Simon Cowell

A Cunt.

'That simon cowell, he's such a cunt'

'You're a simon cowell'

by blargh!! December 15, 2009

Simona

A beautiful girl that never knows what she wants. Since all of the guys want her she can never chose so she ends up liking the only guy that doesn’t like her so she doesn’t have to. She is hard-working, respectful, sometimes a bit oblivious but can really carry a conversation.

Girl: Ugh, Simona can have any guy in the school

Guy: I wish I could be Simona’s boyfriend

by Honeycomb🍯 December 12, 2020

Saxon Hook

A man who makes extremely bahahahaha jokes and makes everyone giggle when he says something or does anything funny, classical laughter and very contagious laughs when the term Saxon Hook is used.

Lance has made a funny he can been seen as doing a Saxon Hook

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Simon

Simon is a guy that is extremely sweet and kind. He is a guy who makes everyone smile. He might not be prince charming, but he is a sweetheart. He is good with people, and he surrounds himself with the people he loves. He is a guy that would never hurt anyone but don't mess with the people he loves. He is romantic when he needs to be but likes to keep all of his relationships within the people involved with it. He is a man of his words. He is cute and when you find him, you never forget him.

Simon is the greatest guy I ever met.

by faithlove January 1, 2017